Thanks for visiting Duck Duck Bush. We are reading your comments and finding more objects to throw at President Bush, because he deserves more than just a couple of shoes. So far we have pretzels, WMDs, the Bill of Rights, the economy, New Orleans, Gay Marriage, Bin Laden... It goes on and on.
So, what else would you like to throw? Let us know and we'll add the best ones in.
COMMENTS (550)
Add your thoughts and projectile suggestions below:
y dont we just put the sewer lines at his face at full speed? then he can taste his own pee! 2009-02-16 11:15:44
A pair of handcuffs -- what we'd all like to see him wearing! 2009-01-20 18:27:44
if that man will just throw the to bush he will be dead
2009-01-11 13:08:30
throw oil since thats what hes been after for the past 8 years
2009-01-10 12:47:55
a big,juicy watermelon 2009-01-04 12:45:23
bottle of Jack Daniels 2009-01-03 13:35:41
a dildo 2008-12-30 08:26:51
a speak 'n' spell 2008-12-28 12:22:53
kutta 2008-12-27 11:10:51
Third world debts 2008-12-26 11:30:33
mouse
2008-12-25 10:28:29
A cloud of greenhouse gas. Or maybe a wad of cash covered in an oil slick. 2008-12-24 19:19:02
mouse
2008-12-24 13:15:08
my dick 2008-12-24 07:43:13
my ass
2008-12-24 07:42:38
his own wife 2008-12-24 07:34:18
condoms
2008-12-24 04:23:20
aids 2008-12-23 15:17:23
potato po boy 2008-12-23 15:16:55
madoof 2008-12-23 15:16:33
911 2008-12-23 15:16:14
barney the dog 2008-12-23 15:15:45
water board 2008-12-23 15:15:27
bong 2008-12-23 15:14:52
The Iraqi Jousnalist did Excellent which Bush deserve more then this, Next time if some one will through a shoe and if successffully will slap on Bush Face i will give him greatest gift of 10 Million US Dollors.
So go ahead and win the prize.
Regards. Shahid 2008-12-23 00:02:29
shoe 2008-12-22 23:38:43
knife
2008-12-22 22:45:32
grenade
bomb
knife 2008-12-22 22:43:53
grenade
bomb
knife 2008-12-22 22:41:38
fecal matter 2008-12-22 19:22:43
Thank-You card from Vladimir Putin 2008-12-22 17:14:29
twin towers 2008-12-22 14:38:43
A-ROD's Allstar trophy
2008-12-22 10:41:36
The Constitution. 2008-12-22 09:28:26
hahaha 2008-12-22 08:49:28
condelleza rice 2008-12-22 06:48:15
musharaf
2008-12-22 06:47:28
Dick Cheney 2008-12-21 23:43:51
Hand grenade 2008-12-21 21:19:40
Definitely Sarah Palin. You betcha! 2008-12-21 14:10:09
a big piece of poop 2008-12-21 10:27:52
THROW BUSH SENIOR AT BUSH 2008-12-21 07:41:11
A.W.O.L. papers 2008-12-20 23:27:40
My pet Goat 2008-12-20 23:26:50
John Walker Lindh & You 2008-12-20 21:25:17
obamas dumb ass and socialism 2008-12-20 20:26:39
Bin Laden's AK. 2008-12-20 19:28:19
A clue 2008-12-20 17:33:44
Sarah Palin 2008-12-20 16:30:11
condoms 2008-12-20 07:23:02
how about one of these huge beer glasses like they use it at the oktoberfest? 2008-12-20 05:04:10
Congrats, it's hard to find WMD 2008-12-19 20:43:58
At least you can spell corporations right haha... not. 2008-12-19 19:11:36
Science projects from your freg. 2008-12-19 19:02:32
David Addington and John Yoo 2008-12-19 17:48:32
Deep dish Chicago pizza 2008-12-19 15:46:25
The Bible 2008-12-19 14:41:35
Lance Bass. 2008-12-19 14:04:13
A copy of Lower Learning
2008-12-19 13:43:52
thong underware 2008-12-19 08:53:08
a dance instructor 2008-12-19 06:46:14
valerie plame! 2008-12-18 23:50:34
A Steaming Pantload 2008-12-18 15:43:02
no, a banana hammock 2008-12-18 12:46:57
a hammock 2008-12-18 12:46:34
Some weed!!! 2008-12-18 12:33:21
a television 2008-12-18 12:18:55
The country needs to bring the Soupster Soupy Sales out of retirement with a cream pie 2008-12-18 10:49:22
A third grade Language Arts book and a Thesaurus 2008-12-18 10:38:55
An 8 ball and a bottle of Jack Daniels 2008-12-18 10:36:26
Donkey Kong 2008-12-18 09:40:41
a recount
2008-12-18 06:32:51
Obama's new puppy 2008-12-18 06:20:52
Dick Chaney 2008-12-18 05:57:29
flaming bag made of US $$$ filled with dog poop 2008-12-18 01:46:35
Opportunity loss of 8 years of no stem cell resesearch 2008-12-18 01:23:27
oil 2008-12-17 22:38:35
Planet Earth 2008-12-17 22:13:06
Show the office some respect! 2008-12-17 21:15:41
Flying Spaghetti Monster 2008-12-17 20:15:18
Coalition of the Willing 2008-12-17 19:17:37
Canes, crutches, wheelchairs for all his lack of support in helping the disabled! 2008-12-17 19:13:42
Ricky martin singing "go go go allez allez alleZ 2008-12-17 18:44:44
Ricky martin singing "go go go allez allez alleZ 2008-12-17 18:44:42
Can we just spray him with a fire hose or something? 2008-12-17 18:22:02
Barney's poop 2008-12-17 18:00:54
WMD's 2008-12-17 15:45:41
A CREAM PIE!!! (in the good old San Francisco tradition!) 2008-12-17 15:19:11
700 billion dollars wasted 2008-12-17 15:05:23
New Orleans 2008-12-17 15:04:13
Guantanamo Bay 2008-12-17 15:03:27
A can of whoop ass 2008-12-17 14:43:16
Jeff Gordon 2008-12-17 14:23:35
Terri Schiavo's dignity 2008-12-17 14:17:34
a lion 2008-12-17 13:06:05
Duct tape 2008-12-17 12:10:11
Elizabeth Hasselbeck 2008-12-17 12:09:23
an Axis of Evil 2008-12-17 12:09:00
W was the best President ever he really showed the world wHat America was all about 2008-12-17 11:54:35
some of his own alternate reality 2008-12-17 11:47:37
Homeland Security boss Michael Chertoff and his claims that before 9/12/01, hijacking an airplane or, indeed, blowing one up— was a "regular, routine" 2008-12-17 11:37:56
crack Viles and Hypodermic needles! 2008-12-17 11:34:07
A bottle of Wild Turkey. 2008-12-17 11:12:09
ORDERS OF IMPEACHMENT 2008-12-17 10:47:42
Eggs. Just like at his inauguration. 2008-12-17 10:47:13
A Russian Accent 2008-12-17 10:18:50
The Iraqi Reporter 2008-12-17 09:56:08
A bunch of CEO's 2008-12-17 09:43:56
his foot headed for mouth...with or without a shoe. 2008-12-17 09:41:49
The Patriot Act 2008-12-17 09:37:31
A smurf 2008-12-17 09:36:09
my job 2008-12-17 09:21:22
smirk remover 2008-12-17 08:57:33
A one-way ticket to a cell at Guantanamo 2008-12-17 08:34:43
Joe the plumber 2008-12-17 08:27:34
a brick 2008-12-17 08:23:38
James Dale Guckert 2008-12-17 08:10:25
Jeff Gannon 2008-12-17 08:09:29
A swiftboat anchor, tied to Karl Rove 2008-12-17 07:56:27
Cheney's shriveled, black heart. 2008-12-17 07:45:40
Ice skates 2008-12-17 07:39:59
I. "Scooter" Libby 2008-12-17 07:15:19
Dick Cheney 2008-12-17 07:14:56
The Oxford English Dictionary 2008-12-17 06:28:04
Used bedpan 2008-12-17 04:48:43
Used bedpan 2008-12-17 04:41:23
big fat rush limbaugh 2008-12-17 04:26:52
fucking idiot.
thanks for destroying our country asshole 2008-12-17 03:25:33
Regurgitated lunch 2008-12-17 02:07:54
A crap in a papercup! 2008-12-17 02:07:05
Lovebirds Poppy & Clenis in a golf cart 2008-12-17 01:53:34
Obama's 1981 CIA handlers 2008-12-17 01:51:11
Andrew Sullivan's AIDS laced butt plug 2008-12-17 01:48:44
Jenna
2008-12-17 01:34:15
Not Jenna 2008-12-17 01:33:15
Richard Reid 2008-12-17 01:31:14
Freepers 2008-12-17 01:28:40
Shoe Factory 2008-12-17 01:25:05
Cheney 2008-12-17 01:23:45
GITMO 2008-12-17 00:35:27
Barney 2008-12-17 00:01:16
an English language dictionary 2008-12-16 23:48:54
A one way ticket to Mars. 2008-12-16 23:44:26
a mirror 2008-12-16 23:16:25
Scotch so he can get back to his drinking 2008-12-16 23:09:48
dumpster 2008-12-16 22:14:21
Bill Clinton 2008-12-16 21:54:28
a doggy do bag 2008-12-16 21:52:31
Charles Darwin
2008-12-16 21:35:10
The Dixie Chicks 2008-12-16 21:31:14
a marriage license 2008-12-16 21:25:05
A dose of humility 2008-12-16 21:24:33
My sons lost life 2008-12-16 21:13:55
A copy of 'My Pet Goat', since it was so important for him to see how it ended. 2008-12-16 21:13:39
the Constitution 2008-12-16 21:10:19
Rush Limbaugh 2008-12-16 21:08:29
a dog leash 2008-12-16 20:55:15
a black hood and electrodes 2008-12-16 20:52:45
Ronald Regan's body 2008-12-16 20:52:16
a super intellegent "so what" 2008-12-16 20:51:06
a copy of porky's 2008-12-16 20:38:51
We were offline due to server issues this afternoon. Thank you for your patience. 2008-12-16 20:38:02
The Fonz 2008-12-16 20:35:31
Pillowcase 2008-12-16 20:34:47
a draft notice 2008-12-16 20:32:09
Frozen Turkey
2008-12-16 20:28:19
The Ink pen... that should sign W's impeachment 2008-12-16 15:26:25
the constitution, inscribed on a brick 2008-12-16 15:25:08
all the books this clown has never read 2008-12-16 15:24:13
A Giant Deficit! 2008-12-16 15:16:51
The Automobile Industry 2008-12-16 15:16:20
turdblossoms 2008-12-16 15:14:49
bricks, stones, IEDs, WMDs 2008-12-16 15:14:36
Homeland security rule book "the do's & the do's" 2008-12-16 15:12:47
His own shit! 2008-12-16 15:05:12
Rumsfeld, Rice and Cheney 2008-12-16 15:03:59
the pay stubs from the three jobs i have to make ends meet 2008-12-16 15:00:19
Water balloon full of piss 2008-12-16 14:52:58
Obama's Brain 2008-12-16 14:52:48
A fifth of cheap Scotch. 2008-12-16 14:48:15
A damaged brain. Because that is what you have caused by your all too long-extended appearance on the world stage. 2008-12-16 14:43:34
all the dog tags of service members who have died for his war 2008-12-16 14:42:23
Bill O'rielly 2008-12-16 14:38:32
the state of Florida 2008-12-16 14:37:08
Rumsfeld
2008-12-16 14:36:51
Up 2008-12-16 14:36:15
A brain 2008-12-16 14:35:15
Ann Coulter 2008-12-16 14:33:06
handcuffs 2008-12-16 14:31:43
a draft notice 2008-12-16 14:31:27
sense 2008-12-16 14:30:49
An I-Phone 2008-12-16 14:29:05
A bucket of cunts. 2008-12-16 14:28:58
Microsoft Vista 2008-12-16 14:28:43
A Gurkha Kukri knife 2008-12-16 14:22:57
a large anvil 2008-12-16 14:21:22
The Draft 2008-12-16 14:20:27
A hand grenade 2008-12-16 14:19:30
A cell at Gitmo 2008-12-16 14:18:38
A waterboard 2008-12-16 14:18:30
Scientists throw Darwin's book The Origin of Species 2008-12-16 14:18:08
sarah palin 2008-12-16 14:17:17
Lobbyists throw wads of cash 2008-12-16 14:16:48
A bag of cocaine 2008-12-16 14:15:41
a hanging chad 2008-12-16 14:15:18
The Book 2008-12-16 14:15:16
Barney the dog 2008-12-16 14:14:59
Big 3 throw car at Pres. Bush during news conference 2008-12-16 14:14:05
Big 3 throw car at Pres. Bush during news conference 2008-12-16 14:13:54
bald Britney 2008-12-16 14:09:50
Laura Bush's dead ex boyfriend 2008-12-16 14:09:38
Lame Pelosi & Reid 2008-12-16 14:07:44
Dead Iragi children 2008-12-16 14:07:01
grenade 2008-12-16 14:06:47
barbara bush 2008-12-16 14:03:58
bucket of blood for the blood stains that should never fade from his hands 2008-12-16 14:03:28
a subpoena 2008-12-16 14:02:30
an improved explosive device (IED) 2008-12-16 14:01:15
Dick Cheney 2008-12-16 13:58:21
Libby 2008-12-16 13:57:49
Shit, please 2008-12-16 13:52:25
Constitution confetti 2008-12-16 13:49:43
FEMA trailer 2008-12-16 13:49:14
my Master's degree 2008-12-16 13:47:55
PNAC 2008-12-16 13:47:42
Al Gore! 2008-12-16 13:46:36
The Best and the Brightest 2008-12-16 13:46:18
Enron 2008-12-16 13:46:11
Hammer 2008-12-16 13:45:57
Acme brand safe 2008-12-16 13:43:27
A grand piano 2008-12-16 13:43:09
Book: The Best and the Brightest 2008-12-16 13:42:34
dog poo 2008-12-16 13:40:38
a partridge in a pear tree 2008-12-16 13:39:32
"The Book" 2008-12-16 13:39:12
your mom 2008-12-16 13:37:07
a picture of our founding fathers 2008-12-16 13:36:30
Santorum 2008-12-16 13:34:32
tombstone 2008-12-16 13:33:34
Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez, Rummy & Condi Rice 2008-12-16 13:31:47
the quarter left in my 401k 2008-12-16 13:29:03
a severed penis 2008-12-16 13:28:18
My uterus 2008-12-16 13:24:45
the $11B Presidential Helicopter Program, $400M each! 2008-12-16 13:24:04
a kitten. 2008-12-16 13:17:59
Sarah Palin 2008-12-16 13:11:35
TRUCK NUTZ! 2008-12-16 13:08:47
handcuffs 2008-12-16 13:07:33
'hooked on phonics!' course materials 2008-12-16 13:07:03
4,209 American Soldier Tombstones 2008-12-16 13:06:23
A bunch of subpoenas 2008-12-16 13:05:57
Freedom fries that aren't the size of cucumbers. 2008-12-16 13:04:21
Dana Perino. 2008-12-16 13:02:59
Sadam's corpse 2008-12-16 12:58:33
a mortgage calculator 2008-12-16 12:58:18
a dirty dildo? 2008-12-16 12:56:53
a dirty dildo? 2008-12-16 12:54:54
An invitation to go hunting with Cheney. 2008-12-16 12:54:54
jockey shorts filled with itching powder
2008-12-16 12:36:49
pisco sour 2008-12-16 12:35:55
the kitchen sink! 2008-12-16 12:34:10
an IED 2008-12-16 12:32:37
Pretzels. Dry ones. 2008-12-16 12:32:19
more words and sentences to mangle? 2008-12-16 12:29:24
Sarah Palin's wardrobe 2008-12-16 12:28:29
The ballots they didn't count in 2000 elections 2008-12-16 12:27:57
an "opera" fat lady singing? 2008-12-16 12:26:16
A Harvard MBA? oops he already has one, not that it did us ANY good... 2008-12-16 12:25:17
DJIA 2008-12-16 12:24:10
the fires of hell, he will be getting them anyway! 2008-12-16 12:22:51
Mike "Brownie, your doing a heck of a job" Brown 2008-12-16 12:21:32
The Supreme Court 2008-12-16 12:20:57
tar adn feathers 2008-12-16 12:18:51
I second the bill of rights...then maybe someone in his administration might acknowledge they exist! 2008-12-16 12:15:48
Windows Vista 2008-12-16 12:15:31
The U.S. Constitution 2008-12-16 12:15:18
two girls one cup 2008-12-16 12:14:48
i mean goatse 2008-12-16 12:14:29
stain from a blue dress? 2008-12-16 12:14:27
you meant goatse 2008-12-16 12:14:07
Throw up on him 2008-12-16 12:13:54
goatsie
2008-12-16 12:13:02
The shampoo i can't bring on the plane alogn with the water im trying to drink. 2008-12-16 12:12:22
the August 6, 2001 President's Daily Briefing "Bin Laden determined to strike in US" 2008-12-16 12:11:48
self-loathing 2008-12-16 12:09:49
Clinton's cigar from Monica 2008-12-16 12:09:46
brain 2008-12-16 12:07:46
a jail. of course id rather he be thrown into that. 2008-12-16 12:07:12
the dead bodies of hundreds of thousands of people he killed? 2008-12-16 12:06:11
big tits 2008-12-16 12:05:37
a subpeona to a War Crimes Tribunal 2008-12-16 12:04:55
FEMA trailer. 2008-12-16 12:04:16
Rod Blagojevich 2008-12-16 12:04:09
a trillion dollars,
the same he threw at Iraq 2008-12-16 12:03:47
Rotten tomatoes! 2008-12-16 12:03:47
10 I.Q. points 2008-12-16 12:02:26
More chicken!
Someone once asked a Drag Quenn what would she do if Strom Therman was choking on a chicken bone...
Her reply: MORE CHICKEN 2008-12-16 12:02:03
Scooter Libby 2008-12-16 12:01:45
the 400 tons of missing munitions from Iraq 2008-12-16 12:01:02
So, what else would you like to throw? Let us know and we'll add the best ones in.